Tag: funny
group name: shamelesspromo
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January 01, 2007 01:34 PM EST --
This morning I grudgingly got out of bed and schlepped downstairs to make some coffee; while I was waiting for it to brew, I unloaded the dishwasher. The first thing I pulled out was a heavy plastic . . . more
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September 22, 2006 07:43 AM EDT --
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever . . . more
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December 22, 2006 12:39 AM EST --
I have a Labrador Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The . . . more
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September 14, 2006 01:04 PM EDT --
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury . . . more
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October 18, 2006 12:19 AM EDT --
Click click clack click click… fingers flying over the keys. My deadline was 4:00 P.M. Thursday, and it was Wednesday. I was in the Zone; the fabled groove; words flowing forth like honey, . . . more
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August 31, 2007 01:00 PM EDT --
ok here is the rules name a movie that you have seen that you would like to have been in or that you would want to take a person out of home with you lol
i woudl like to throw my first one in . . . more
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November 26, 2006 10:05 PM EST --
I don't know why, but I just love this story. I would NOT do such a thing, of course. --Duck
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . . more
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December 22, 2007 08:50 PM EST --
We have a kitten named Gretchie (named after country singer Gretchen Wilson for her great big catitude!)
I was on the computer, gathering, when I heard my hubby say: "Gretchie, get out of my pants!" . . . more
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February 28, 2007 10:35 AM EST --
SENIOR BREAKFAST
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good, but I don't . . . more
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December 18, 2007 04:39 PM EST --
I didn't write these, I'm not sure who did but they've been going around my web communities and I thought I would share them here! =) no offense to anyone here who might be a telemarketer . . . more
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May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT --
I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole. The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out. It . . . more
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December 06, 2006 07:55 PM EST --
1) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3) A . . . more
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December 08, 2006 06:49 PM EST --
Two very elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show . . . more
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September 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
From my inbox:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention . . . more
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December 17, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
I do not normally share such things but it cracked me up and I just had to post the message I just received in my inbox:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is cythia, how are you . . . more
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August 13, 2006 10:52 PM EDT --
A good pun is its own re-word
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is . . . more
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February 17, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
Gather Non-News for Non-Correspondents, the-break out non-news network, is only a few days old, but already has attracted a lot of attention. Afficionados of non-news and non-correspondents who . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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November 03, 2007 04:32 AM EDT --
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so he did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem with that strategy: the captain's parrot saw the . . . more
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December 22, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Funny how even product labels have mistakes on them sometimes. Just shows how imperfect this world is haha. It gave me a laugh either way =)
1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn . . . more
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