Tag: humor
group name: shamelesspromo
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September 22, 2006 07:43 AM EDT --
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever . . . more
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May 26, 2008 12:16 AM EDT --
Memorial Day weekend is more than barbecues, hot dogs, and drinking too much cold beer. I know. Came as a shock to me, too. But it's a time of reflection, of remembering, of thinking about . . . more
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December 22, 2006 12:39 AM EST --
I have a Labrador Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The . . . more
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November 24, 2006 02:28 AM EST --
My daughter owned a tee-shirt that had this on it .
DISORGANIZATION
is merely the sign of a very healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter period of time than those lazy, . . . more
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September 05, 2006 10:40 PM EDT --
Fried las vegas strip
- 1/2 cup of lot of Best Diet Pills on Market
- at least 1 PHxeARMACY, or more, slivered
- something Mounted on the bottom of the hull, in a little dome, no substitutes
- 3 . . . more
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November 03, 2007 03:30 PM EDT --
I got this in my email this morning and thought it was too cute not to share!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
. . . more
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June 28, 2007 10:58 PM EDT --
Psst. Psst. Yeah, you. Come here, I wanna tell you something. Make sure there's no one around, because if General Mills finds out I shared their secret, we could both be in danger. . . . more
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June 25, 2006 04:11 PM EDT --
I did one of these articles last week on the Porn/Models/MySpace debate and people seemed to like it so here's another one.
This article provides a temporal roadmap to the Dr. Oza phenomenon that . . . more
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October 18, 2006 12:19 AM EDT --
Click click clack click click… fingers flying over the keys. My deadline was 4:00 P.M. Thursday, and it was Wednesday. I was in the Zone; the fabled groove; words flowing forth like honey, . . . more
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April 07, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
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My cool Gather friend named Bart ( Bart H. )
Always tickles me with his odd art
His special group called "One"
Is charming, amusing and fun
. . . more
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January 27, 2007 07:28 AM EST --
Now there's an eye-catching title for you. To be truthful there has been no public disrobing to report, so if you are feeling a bit cross about being tricked I apologise and you may take your leave . . . more
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October 07, 2006 01:05 PM EDT --
Some years ago at an art exhibit in San Francisco there were a lot of wierd (in my opinion) ideas passed off as art. Along one wall I noticed the janitor's cart with its brooms, mops, and solvent bottles . . . more
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May 19, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Two weeks ago, I went to a book signing. My friend and I were standing in line with our books waiting to be signed. Three delightful ladies were in line in front of us, with their . . . more
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August 06, 2006 10:50 AM EDT --
Listen to the Avon Prison Blues here!
The Avon Prison Blues
© me, apologies to J. Cash
I hear the truck a comin'
the delivery man's my friend,
and I'll be packin' product till . . . more
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November 26, 2006 10:05 PM EST --
I don't know why, but I just love this story. I would NOT do such a thing, of course. --Duck
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . . more
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August 15, 2006 01:43 PM EDT --
"Mesmerize" your audience, Dave!
The top ten reasons why David Letterman needs an Avon Lady:
10. Add pizazz to your pencil toss with Avon Glimmersticks! It's America's number one eye-liner! . . . more
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February 28, 2007 10:35 AM EST --
SENIOR BREAKFAST
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good, but I don't . . . more
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April 13, 2007 11:10 AM EDT --
Hi everyone on Gather.
Its Friday and I just wanted to start off the day with a little humor, hopefully it won't offend
to many of you.
There was this gorgeous blonde that had to fly from New York . . . more
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December 01, 2006 05:04 PM EST --
There's been talk of collusion on this network and I'm going straight to the governing body to enact a law preventing this anti-competive tactic. This is an anti-trust issue and as a member of . . . more
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August 13, 2006 02:28 AM EDT --
I was informed this week of a great little site: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The basic concept is that they have 5 church signs, which you are allowed to defame and deface at . . . more
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